Flights of fancy May 28, 2009
Posted by gretchenarchangel in Sports, baseball, hockey.Tags: Baseball, Chicago White Sox, Detroit Red Wings, Hockey, Random, Sports
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I’ve only seen Scrubs a few times, and I was alwaysstruck with how much alike Zach Braff’scharacter and I are alike. I tend to assign music and funny situations to otherwise routine days. Today, I was thinking that everyone should be able to have a soundtrack to their lives. What an awesome accessory – you go walking onto a room full of people, and depending on your mood and the situation, the appropriate song is playing. Now, some folks do this with their iPods cranked to unbelievable volumes anyway (the guy at the gym the other day was listening to some seriously angry metal and it could be heard clearly from two benches away. Yikes!), but I’m talking about the mysterious narrator and overhead/background music…
Anyway, enough about that. The Red Wings defeated the very desperate Blackhawksin OT last night. This, of course, means that they will be facing the Penguins in the Stanley Cup Finals. This worries me a little. I’m pretty sure (as stated yesterday) that the Pens are out for revenge on both the Wings and Marion Hossa.
On the subject of the Wings, I read a comment on a blog (I don’t remember which one – I read a lot of them) saying that the Wings are the Yankees of hockey. I guess I can see that to be true on some levels.
- Both organizations attract big names. I don’t know if the Wings (read: the Ilitchs) are forking out Yankee-sized dough for their stars…I don’t keep up with that part of it.
- Both organizations have been big winners of the course of their existence. The Wings are just a bit more current on the winning bit than the Yanks.
- Both have fans everywhere. Funny thing to me is that Wings fans don’t seem to be as big of assholes as Yankees fans. It also seem that the Wings themselves aren’t as big of assholes as the Yankees. Do the Yankees’ fans have a cool name like the Wing Nuts do?
Let’s see: The White Sox couldn’t finish off the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim for the sweep. DeWayneWise is working on a rehab assignment in Charlotte. I don’t know if his return would be good or not. Hell, who knows with this team right now? This is about the normal roller-coaster ride with my ChiSox, but it’s getting somewhat nauseating.
Tomorrow’s my 31st birthday. I feel no different from my 29th or 30th, so it’s no biggie. I wonder when that “oh my gawd, i am so old” feeling is going to hit? I had no issues with turning 30. Now I’ll officially be “in my 30s”, and I still am not having that freak-out that some people feel I should. Maybe it’s because I still act like I’m 25?

Yeah, yer mutha! May 27, 2009
Posted by gretchenarchangel in Hot Guy Pic, Sports, hockey.Tags: Detroit Red Wings, Good Bad Ugly and Funny, Hockey, Hot Guy Pic, Sports
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I’m feeling quite on the snarky pitch today, so I’ll keep this short. Otherwise, it will become an epic piece on the long laments of a disgruntled human. To spare us all, I think I’ll do a Good, Bad, Ugly, and Funny. I just have to remember to keep the Bad and Ugly to minimalist proportions today!
Good: I only have one more day to work this week, so I can enjoy another long weekend. We have tickets to Saturday night’s Indians game, and I’m looking forward to dinner at Mel’s beforehand.
Bad: I have absolutely no desire to work today. It’s a byproduct of last week’s piss-off on this project I don’t agree with. The Pens beat the ‘Canes.
Ugly: I don’t even want to go to the gym today, but I can’t let myself get into that mode of putting it off for “one more day”. I am not looking forward to another Detroit-Pittsburgh Stanley Cup because those Pens are going to want it way worse this year. That, and they’re going to beat the shit out of Hossa. No good, kids.
Funny: I’m going to have to bust out the Febreze if the guy in the next cube over keeps that up. I think he should NOT eat whatever that was EVER AGAIN!
Hot Guy Pic:

Now playing as a way hotter Captain Kirk than Shatner ever wanted to be, Chris Pine. (Photo: examiner.com)
180 May 22, 2009
Posted by gretchenarchangel in Ranting, Sports, baseball.Tags: Baseball, Chicago White Sox, Joe Mauer, military, Ranting, Sports
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I feel so much better today. I think everyone has to go through those days of total shit to get to and to appreciate the good ones. So, this is like a 180-degree difference…
…which is a whole fucking lot like the damned Chicago White Sox did yesterday! WHAT THE FUCK? 20-1? Yeah, it’s freaking hilarious when it happens to the Spankees, but it ain’t funny when it happens to the South Siders. Oh, yes, I know – Hottie Deluxe Joe Mauer killed us with his big bat (pausing a moment to think of the really dirty images and thoughts on that line…okay, I’m good) what with his grand slam, 872 doubles and perfect dazzling grin, but it is well-documented that I can love individuals while hating the team. Even my good friend N sends me an email with the subject line “Oh for the love”. Anyway, that bit of bile out the way…
I would like to post my sincere and heartfelt appreciation for our military personnel, the police officers, the firefighters (more dirty thoughts…), and those that we have loved and lost. It is a brave and wonderful thing that you do/have done, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
On the military note, I have to bring up the kid in this story I read. Here’s a photo of a kid, 19 no less, fighting in Afghanistan in his pink boxers and flip-flops. Turns out he ran out of sleeping quarters to help when they came under fire, and he was worried that he’d be in trouble for not being in full uniform. I say to give this lad a medal for bravery. I’d probably sleep in full riot gear in such a place. I’ve included a link to the story in the pic, so click to read the AP story on Yahoo!.
Down in the dumps May 21, 2009
Posted by gretchenarchangel in Hot Guy Pic, Sports, baseball, hockey.Tags: Baseball, Chicago White Sox, Cubicle Life, Hockey, Hot Guy Pic, Sports, Tom Brady, Work
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I shouldn’t feel this way. It’s a bright sunny day outside and it’s Thursday. It’s Thursday before a long weekend where I don’t really have any major plans. I should feel great. Instead, I feel moody and apathetic. Okay, they both happen all the time, but it’s worse today. Why? I had a shitty afternoon at work yesterday.
I try very hard to do my job to the absolute best that I can do. When I’m spouting the nearly-legalese and/or putting it down on paper, I try and make it right. It has my name on it after all. I refuse to be stupid on purpose. When that approach is thwarted, it makes me cranky. I try to argue my point – that’s not the right way to do it, I say – but it makes little difference. So, today, I have the “why do I even fucking bother?” attitude. Hopefully I can pick it up today and get back to feeling like I should (my horoscope actually said I should be open to counseling. I don’t think it’s THAT bad.).
Anyway, about those sports I love:
- The White Sox have won two in a row over Super Hottie Joe Mauer and the Twinkies. That’s quite nice. Also nice: The Q looks to be back in the lineup on Friday.
- Pittsburgh Steeler James Harrison has ruffled some feathers with his comments, and then switchback comments, to the annual invitation of the Super Bowl winners to the White House. So, a pro athlete made some dumb comment, and then made some other dumb comments to try and cover up the original dumb comment. Move along; nothing new to see here, folks.
- I find it odd that the NHL Playoffs are going on, but neither MSN nor Yahoo! Sports have anything about hockey on the fronts of those sections. The Hurricanes of Carolina need to step it up in Game 2 tonight to stay relevant in the series against PGH. It can be done.
- It makes me laugh to think of Danica going to NASCAR…
I should go back to that work thing I’m supposed to be doing. Maybe a nice, hot picture to make that easier?

Dreamboat coughs politely to cover up his laughter when a reporter asks him if he's seen Mark Sanchez's GQ photo spread. (Not really, but you know. Photo: NY Daily News)
Late nights and early mornings May 14, 2009
Posted by gretchenarchangel in Hot Guy Pic, Sports, baseball, hockey.Tags: Baseball, Chicago White Sox, Hockey, Hot Guy Pic, NBA, Sports
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I think it’s a good thing I don’t have to drive far to work. The combination in the title could be disasterous for that. I am leaving the Cube’O'Doom behind for the day as I go on an outreach trip. Woo! Watch out Southern Indiana! So, I’m going to bang out a quick post here and “see” everyone again later.
Woo! Sports!
- My instincts proved true yesterday when the Pittsburgh Penguins defeated the Washington Capitals. It was a pretty resounding loss, one that I’m sure the Caps will take to heart. That means that they’re one to watch out for next year.
- The White Sox lost, again, to the Indians yesterday. I think this means we’re at the bottom of the AL Central. Dude, that sux. It’s way worse that the Tigers, the DH’s preferred AL team, are on top of the division. I just keep saying (for both our benefit) that it’s only May and there’s a long season to go. But now, the ChiSox are heading to the Great White North to play against Doc Halladay and the Jays. Aw, hell.

Come on, Scotty Po-Po, get in the game!
- As much as I don’t care about the NBA, I was kind of glad to see that the Mavericks lost. Not so much for the team as a whole, but for their idiot owner. There’s a whole post ripe for the picking: Why Mark Cuban is an idiot. It would be a long one.
I need to head on south, so I’ll leave you with what you’re hoping for: your Hot Guy Pic!
Wicked good May 13, 2009
Posted by gretchenarchangel in Hot Guy Pic, Sports, baseball, hockey.Tags: Baseball, Chicago White Sox, Detroit Red Wings, Hockey, Hot Guy Pic, Rich Harden, Sports
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There are things about my job that I just love. One of them is the ability to stick it to some people when they need it. I’ll readily admit that it’s an ego thing: I simply adore being right. Fortunately for me and whatever soul I may have left, I can also admit when I’m wrong…it may be grudgingly, but it will happen.
The overall effect of this is that I’m having a great day – perhaps the mirror opposite of yesterday.
Things of interest:
- The Red Wings have to play a Game 7 against the Rubber Ducks. I think that this sucks, but have confidence that they can win it. I like Carolina for their series (also to a Game 7) against the Bruins (sorry, SD), and I can’t shake the feeling of the Pens turning it on against the Caps in that final game. I could be wrong. It’s happened before.
- The ChiSox finally won a game! It is about damned time, guys.
- As a follow-up to yesterday’s discussion on Jenks’ message pitch, I’m happy to say that there was a fine but no suspension. I think this one’s officially over, and we can all stop talking about it now.
I will be out of the office until the 19th. I have considered throwing together a few posts to fill in the gaps, but the only days you might miss me (ha!) are tomorrow (Thursday) and Monday, since Fridays I tend to miss posting. We’ll see how it goes. Until we chat again, here’s your Hot Guy Pic:

Super adorable Rich Harden, in pinstripes, of course! (photo: Getty via foxsports.com)
Totally without rational basis May 12, 2009
Posted by gretchenarchangel in Hot Guy Pic, Sports, baseball, hockey.Tags: Baseball, Brett Favre, Chicago White Sox, Detroit Red Wings, Hockey, Hot Guy Pic, Sports
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I am just raging today. It might be the lack of sleep, the head cold that won’t go away, or the fact that I must interact with people on a regular basis. Life might be better if I were a really wealthy hermit. I will try to keep from screaming at people today. I will be successful if a) the FSB doesn’t say one word in the company meeting today and b) the RFAC doesn’t come near me today. I’m not quite sure why, but she’s trying to be my friend…ugh.
Update: EPIC FAIL on the part of the FSB to keep her blasted mouth shut during the meeting. She asked no less than four questions and had to make “fun” little comments the rest of the time. I also had the misfortune of her sitting behind me.
Okay, sports! Yeah, it’s hard to talk about this without having a bit of the creeping rage curling the edges of the page with its white-hot heat.
- The Brett Favre Saga of 2009 threatens to continue: while Bretty-Brett- Brett says he’s retired and not interested in going to the ViQueens, there’s no official word, and I’ll believe it when I see it. Hell, I’ll probably not believe it then. The ‘Queens’ owner says they’re interested in Favre, and I do believe that. We’ll hear more of this after OTAs and mini-camps are wrapping up – that’s what Brett doesn’t want to have to do.
- At least Bobby Jenks is honest. He might have learned that from his manager. I don’t know how I feel about “message” pitches. One of your guys is recovering from a blast to the hands, you may want a little retaliation. But this just breeds additional problems. However, if I were on the mound and had the kind of control that Jenks does, I’d be a lot more willing to brush a few back just to make sure everyone knew what’s what.
- I read somewhere that baseball “is a marathon, not a sprint”, but it’s hard to climb out of the cellar when you dig it that deep, guys. It’s early, I know.
- The Red Wings have a lead on the series with the Ducks, standing 3-2. The 6th game is tonight in sunny CA. I’m hoping that the lack of depth on the Ducks’ part is wearing them nice and thin. It looks like the winner of this series will go on to play hottie Patrick Sharp and the Chicago Blackhawks. Rafalski may play — Draper will not.
- I love juicy gossip as much as the next person, but what is it about Michael Phelps that the British tabs want to cause a self-destruct? Actually, it doesn’t come as much surprise that an athlete such as he can go a few rounds in the sack…plus, he’s not hot in the face, but, as the DH says: Put a bag on his head.
- He may be a butterface, but who can deny that body? (Photo: Freep.com)
I should probably do some real work today. But, why not make it a bonus type of day and add another hottie to check out? Um, okay!

Yummy Swedish hockey badass... (photo: www.kvp.se)
Why, why, why? May 6, 2009
Posted by gretchenarchangel in Football, Hot Guy Pic, Ranting, Sports, baseball, hockey.Tags: Alex Rodriguez, Baseball, Brett Favre, Chicago White Sox, Detroit Red Wings, Football, Hockey, Hot Guy Pic, Joe Mauer, Ranting, Sports
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Let’s explore the mysteries of our current world, shall we?
Why is it:
- that people have posted office hours but don’t come into work until after that posted time has come and gone?
- that people can’t figure out that you have to reach highway speeds when merging onto the interstate? We are going to killed, people!
- that I can’t help but laugh at the RFAC when she walks around with her stupid hat on because she “has a migraine”. I don’t know about y’all, but when I get a migraine, there’s very little way I’m functioning normally, and with as Gawd-awful terrible hers (supposedly) are, she shouldn’t be able to freaking move, let alone work in a brightly-lit and somewhat noisy office situation in front of a bright LCD computer monitor.
- that everyone gives a shit about this book written about Alex Rodriguez? Both the writer of the book and the subject of the book are big fat liars and neither deserve a minute more of our time than they’ve already Hoovered up.
- that the Chicago White Sox seem to have no offense other than home runs?
- that the Red Wings are now behind in the series?
- that Joe Mauer has his own theme song? And why is it that this isn’t his first? I love Joe, really, I do, but isn’t this a little, um, egotistical? “…they’re messin’ with the chosen one…”? F’real?
- that Brett Favre thought anyone would buy his “I’m retired” schpeel again. While I won’t give up my autographed football, I fell off that bandwagon after last year’s fiasco.
- (sorry, another one about Brett Favre)that Brett Favre seems to think that he’ll get to enact some sort of revenge on Green Bay? This talk about his talks with the ViQueens means little. Sure, maybe he’ll sign with them and maybe he’ll come to the Frozen Tundra to play the Packers. Maybe he’ll even win, but it would be a hollow victory, tasting completely like shit when the fans that once loved, supported, and cheered for the man boo him with the ferocity of a million scorned women. They say Hell hath no fury…he’d better watch the fuck out for Packers fans who feel betrayed.
I think I’m going to blow the rest of the afternoon looking at law schools.
Here’s your Hot Guy Pic for today:
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Is it okay to say I miss seeing Jon in black? (Photo: AP via examiner.com)
Pink vs Pink May 5, 2009
Posted by gretchenarchangel in Hot Guy Pic, Sports, baseball.Tags: Baseball, breast cancer awareness, Chicago White Sox, Hot Guy Pic, Random, Sports
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No, not the “singer”. This is not quite that random.
This morning, I had a gentleman tell me that I looked lovely in my pink blouse. He then smirked and asked if I had a pink Peyton jersey too, because, well, “that would be cute”. He was lucky that I didn’t smash his face in.
