Thoughts from the Archangel

Let’s explore the mysteries of our current world, shall we?

Why is it:

• that people have posted office hours but don’t come into work until after that posted time has come and gone?
• that people can’t figure out that you have to reach highway speeds when merging onto the interstate?  We are going to killed, people!
• that I can’t help but laugh at the RFAC when she walks around with her stupid hat on because she “has a migraine”.  I don’t know about y’all, but when I get a migraine, there’s very little way I’m functioning normally, and with as Gawd-awful terrible hers (supposedly) are, she shouldn’t be able to freaking move, let alone work in a brightly-lit and somewhat noisy office situation in front of a bright LCD computer monitor.
• that everyone gives a shit about this book written about Alex Rodriguez?  Both the writer of the book and the subject of the book are big fat liars and neither deserve a minute more of our time than they’ve already Hoovered up.
• that the Chicago White Sox seem to have no offense other than home runs?
• that the Red Wings are now behind in the series?
• that Joe Mauer has his own theme song?  And why is it that this isn’t his first?  I love Joe, really, I do, but isn’t this a little, um, egotistical?  “…they’re messin’ with the chosen one…”?  F’real?
• that Brett Favre thought anyone would buy his “I’m retired” schpeel again.  While I won’t give up my autographed football, I fell off that bandwagon after last year’s fiasco.
• (sorry, another one about Brett Favre)that Brett Favre seems to think that he’ll get to enact some sort of revenge on Green Bay?  This talk about his talks with the ViQueens means little.  Sure, maybe he’ll sign with them and maybe he’ll come to the Frozen Tundra to play the Packers.  Maybe he’ll even win, but it would be a hollow victory, tasting completely like shit when the fans that once loved, supported, and cheered for the man boo him with the ferocity of a million scorned women.  They say Hell hath no fury…he’d better watch the fuck out for Packers fans who feel betrayed.

I think I’m going to blow the rest of the afternoon looking at law schools.   Here’s your Hot Guy Pic for today:

Is it okay to say I miss seeing Jon in black? (Photo: AP via examiner.com)