Thoughts from the Archangel

Yeah, even God is tired of all this bullshit.

 So, Sammy Sosa tested positive for PEDs in 2003.  Someone leaked this new name to the press.  Now, perhaps if you aren’t a cynical person such as I, you are surprised.  You may be appalled and heartbroken.  If you’re a Cubs’ fan, you’re used to this kind of disappointment, but that may not make it any easier. 

Personally, it would be impossible to care less.  See, I am at the point where I will not be surprised if the 2003 list says that my 87-year-old grandfather tested positive for PEDs.  That’s why his garden freaking rocks every year, dammit, and my measly tomato plant is suffering a slow death.

What I would like to see is the list published.  Just get it over with.  This way, everyone can be bummed/outraged/whatever all at once and then we can move on.  There will be one giant-ass media blitz about it, and then they can all STFU and go back to worrying about Lindsay Lohan and her Twittered boobs.

Let’s just get on with it, shall we?