A Twitterpated Update October 21, 2009
Posted by gretchenarchangel in Football, Hot Guy Pic, New Orleans Saints, Sports, baseball.Tags: Baseball, Chicago White Sox, Cubicle Life, Football, Hot Guy Pic, Random, Sports, Tom Brady, Travel
add a comment
I know it’s been a really long time since I posted. In fact, I had an “update” kind of post all thought out about three weeks ago, and it never happened. I’m not sure if they’re really watching this kind of thing here at work, but, if so, I’m trying to be sneaky. 
A little insolence never hurt anyone, did it?
However, I am a little busy here in the Cube’O'Doom, so I think I’ll give you the Twitter version of an update. All items will be 140 characters or less. Be prepared for some randomosity.
- The White Sox sucked it up. I can hardly take the annoyance and threaten, once again, to give up on them and cheer for someone else.
- Damn it, I want the Angels to win.
- I renewed my affair with the Saints, Packers, and Tom Brady. Only Saints have returned the love. Tom tried to make it up to me last game.
- Went to St. Maarten for a week’s vacation. Loved, loved, loved it!
- Went to Kansas City to see the Cowgirls almost get ridden roughshod by the Chiefs. Too bad the red team lost.
- Did I mention it was colder than phuck in KC for the game? Still I love outdoor football.
- Is scalping tickets legal in St. Louis? I want to go see the Rams try and win one in November and don’t want to go to jail or pay much.
- Increasingly annoyed with friend SR: she can’t commit to doing things with us, but she’ll commit to 1000 for people she regularly bashes.
- Got an awesome visit from friend SD and had a great girls’ weekend.
- Also in love with new Camaro. Too bad I won’t be able to afford one.
- Only intermittently busy at work, but spent a lot of vacation time with no consequence (no late work).
- Confirmed S&M tendencies by going back to personal trainers after vacation. Working out hurts and I love it!
- Adopted another soldier through Soldier’s Angels. Got SD to adopt one! You should do it too, ‘cuz all the cool kids are doing it.
That’s enough for now. Here’s the Hot Guy for ya – you might have seen this one coming:
Credit to www.sportsofboston.com for the pic.
Good moves, bad moves, not moving at all September 1, 2009
Posted by gretchenarchangel in Hot Guy Pic, Sports, baseball.Tags: Baseball, Chicago White Sox, Hot Guy Pic, Sports, WTF?
1 comment so far
Sounds like the White Sox to me. I am happy that Contreras went away. Really, I am. I am not so happy that Thome got traded to the Dodgers. I guess it doesn’t matter who he got traded to, unless it was the Twins or something. I’m just annoyed about it. No surprise there…at least we’re not the Mets or the Cubs. <-the only way I keep myself sane about my team
I heard a little snippet of a rumor that we’re not supposed to be blogging at work, so I’m going to keep this short. I guess short posts are still posts, but I can at least work it into a 15-minute break if I’ve got it all together. That’s the plan at least.
I watched part of the Vikings/Texans preseason game, and, amazingly, seeing Brett Favre in the hideousness of purple didn’t make my stomach turn. I just rolled my eyes and chuckled when they brought up that he (maybe) has a cracked rib. There’s something to be said about hanging it up before it hangs you. I guess that means I’m closer to being over the whole issue. Week 8 might change my mind, but that’s for another time.
Here’s the random weirdness of the day: my Yahoo! mail account has sidebar ads, just like every other webpage, and today’s pretty much freaked me the fuck out.
Okay, so this is an ad for Garanimals clothing, that, of course, they sell at Wacko-Mart. In the actual ad, and not the screen shot I got here, the freakish monkey thing is animated and is giving that sleazy “heeeyyy” kind of pick up move to a little boy. It’s almost like something out of a bad SNL skit, but worse than GoatBoy gone terribly, terribly wrong.
To make it right, here’s a good photo for you: Hot Guy Pic!
Also involved in the trade dealings to the Dodgers, former ChiSox hottie Jon Garland (AP photo via USAToday.com)
List Love: The Hit List August 11, 2009
Posted by gretchenarchangel in Sports, baseball.Tags: Baseball, List Love, Random, Sports
add a comment
Oh, my dear Ozzie. How do I love your rampages and rants? It’s totally got folks up in arms: How dare he say he’ll retaliate? says one kind-hearted soul; another says that it’s a scaled down version of murder-for-hire. (I’m sorry; that one made me laugh out loud. Totally absurd.) Yes, the crazy Ozzie that is not married to Sharon said this:
If I see someone hit my player, and I know they hit him on purpose it’s two guys going down. I don’t care if I get suspended,” Guillen said. “I rather have me suspended for two games than have my players on the DL for 30 days.
I, for one, think this is a fair assessment. If I’m the leader of a team and another team comes in and whaps one of my own, it’s totally game on. There are ways other than commanding a knee-capping or a hit batter, and there are certainly ways to keep it on the quiet. I think a lot of people know this is how it works, but they don’t talk about it.
Yes, of course, it’s dangerous to whip a 90-mph fastball at someone’s head. It’s also dangerous to crowd the plate and to taunt the pitcher. I’m a firm believer in lessons that need to be taught.
Of course, these professional writer-type people can say this so much better than I. However, in the interest of stirring the pot, I’m going to give you my list of players that should get a plunking. Maybe two or three for good measure. 
These aren’t in any order, so no one’s panties should be in a twist over where their (least) favorite player sits. I’m an equal opportunity hater.
- David Ortiz (Photo: AP via bostonherald.com)
So maybe it’s a little mean-spirited to want a guy who’s under so much duress to get beaned with a ball. I mean, he thought that test was anonymous and whatever he might have bought/took wasn’t illegal in the sport then. At least not specifically. As far as I’m concerned, cheating has always been against the rules. That’s why it’s called cheating. Plus, how would he know that I find his nickname so damned annoying?
- The Yankees (Photo via sportsnetwork.com)
I was going to say “the entire Yankee organization”, but I have decided that it isn’t really the case. I actually still kind of like Nick Swisher and Xavier Nady.
Prince Fielder (Photo: AP via usatoday.com)
I know he’s a first baseman, and, therefore, is allowed to be sorta slow and hefty. I have no real reason behind my dislike of Prince; well, other than he keeps claiming that he’s a vegetarian and I don’t believe him. His plunking the other day was just plain awesome, and his half-hearted attempt to “charge the clubhouse” was awesomely bad.
Josh Hamilton (Photo: AP via sportsnet.ca)
I know, I’m going straight to Hell for this one. I am a cynic by nature and learning, so I have a really hard time buying Mr. Hamilton’s feel-good story, especially when he recently had to explain a few photos that found their way to teh interwebs. Sure, people with addictions battle it every day, and it’s HARD. I am not denying that. My problem is that he didn’t fess up to these things until the photos came out. It’s sorta like being on that list of 103…sorta. So, maybe he could use a good plunk scare to keep him on that straight and narrow that he so desperately needs.
- Image via DirectTV.com
So they don’t actually play baseball. They could play in a softball tournament…and then Jennie Finch could whip a pitch at them!
Me and my big mouth August 5, 2009
Posted by gretchenarchangel in Hot Guy Pic, Sports, baseball.Tags: Baseball, Chicago White Sox, Hot Guy Pic, Matt Kata, Sports, Stupid people, Work
1 comment so far
I sort of got myself into a little trouble yesterday in a meeting. In a rare moment of complete idiocy, I told the chief (not my boss, but her boss) to move on with a topic. Yeah, certainly not the smartest thing I’ve ever done. It was more borne out of utter frustration than anything: the dude goes over how we’re all behind in our work in nine different ways, all the time clogging up my schedule so I can’t go get my work done. I apologized for the disruption afterward, and I got a scolding, but I think things are okay now. They let me come into work and log into the computer system, so I don’t guess I’m being escorted out.
Onto more of a happy place, where my ChiSox defeated the Halos last night with a walk-off single by Scotty Po-po. Can we please get rid of Contreras? Pretty please? Erratic is a nice way to describe the guy, really. Fortunately for him and the Sox, Carrasco was in decent form, and the bats were able to come out for run support. Sheesh. Tonight Gavin Floyd starts the show…here’s hoping for another win at the Cell.
I wonder how difficult it is for a baseball player – or any athlete, for that matter – to sit out the vast majority of a game only to be called on once (to pinch hit) to perform? I know that most would say that they’re always ready, always prepared, but I know that time away from actual play can make a guy rusty. So what’s a (mega-hot) guy to do when all he’s used for is a pinch-hitter? Yeah, the truth apparently is that he usually sucks it up royally, grounding out in the 7th every freaking time, and then popping out when he actually gets to be a position player for one random game. Damn it, Matt.
Gotta wrap this up. After my outburst yesterday, I’m trying to appear as studious as possible. Hot Guy Pic? Yes!
This cutie has been helping the Durham Bulls in taking the Tribe to task. If he didn't look so good, I'd be annoyed. (AP photo via MLB.com)
Put the brooms away August 3, 2009
Posted by gretchenarchangel in Football, Hot Guy Pic, Sports, baseball.Tags: Baseball, Chicago White Sox, Football, Hot Guy Pic, Matt Kata, Sports, Tom Brady
1 comment so far
There will be no sweeping, damn it. I’ll still take 3 of 4 from the Spankees ANY TIME. Who said Melky could hit for the cycle in our park anyway? Hmph.
Additional good news is an additional pitcher who has some skills: ladies & germs, put your hands together for Mr. Jake Peavy! Yeah, you know, the one who used his no-trade clause in May to stay in SD because, well, they weren’t sucking and the ChiSox kinda were? Yeah, that’s the guy. He’s still on the DL with an ankle tendon injury, but we’ll rehab him up right. The Sox lost Clayton Richard in the trade (and I love him almost solely because he’s a Michigan man), so that sucks, but I knew no one would take Colon. Hell, we don’t even really want him, but we still have him hanging around somewhere. Waivers? Yes! Let’s put him out unconditionally on waivers! We’re already scrambling to cover starts with Richard gone and Peavy on the DL, why not?
White Sox goodness combined with Twins and Tigers suckitude pulled us within 1.5 games of the division lead, and 1.5 games ahead of the Twinkies. It also keeps us above the .500 mark, although just barely. The upcoming series at home against the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim will be an interesting one, since the Angels have twice owned the Twins in series recently. It would be nice to keep above .500, wouldn’t it?
So, in other baseball goodness, Super Hottie Matt Kata is still playing big leaguer with the Astros. I’m hoping he hangs in there until the roster expansion and then gets to play a bit into the post-season. He does play for the Astros, so I’m not holding my breath on that post-season bit. But, there’s always hope, right?
I am pretty sure that the month of July just didn’t happen because it’s already August. NFL preseason games start in 10 days. Speaking of that, I really need to get cracking on those KC/Dallas game tickets. Otherwise, that will be an uneventful anniversary weekend in Kansas City for us…and kind of a wasted trip.
As always, work calls. In anticipation of the upcoming wonder that is football season, here’s your Hot Guy Pic:
Bob Kraft says the Pats don't need Michael Vick; they've got Tom Brady. (Photo: www.NotableBiographies.com)
Unpublished July 21, 2009
Posted by gretchenarchangel in Football, Hot Guy Pic, Sports, baseball.Tags: Baseball, blogging, Hot Guy Pic, Joe Mauer, Matt Kata, Sports
add a comment
I made a post yesterday and was all set to publish it.
And then I decided against it.
It was a big rant and rave about the DHs father and pretty much how I think he’s the biggest slimeball on the face of the planet. I don’t think that needs to be publicly aired at this time – I don’t know who exactly is reading this blog…
Anyway! On a happier set of topics, maybe, as there’s interesting stuff afoot in the sports world.
Ho-hum July 14, 2009
Posted by gretchenarchangel in Hot Guy Pic, Sports, baseball.Tags: All-Star, Baseball, Chicago White Sox, Hot Guy Pic, Joe Mauer, Matt Kata, Sports
add a comment
The All-Star break. It is upon us in both the Major League and in AAA baseball. This means basically no sports at this particular time. Oh, sure, there’s probably golf or something, but nothing I really want to watch.
I suppose I can’t complain too loudly…I want a week (or two) off every year, so probably most people do, including professional baseball players not chosen to participate in the All-Star events.
Let’s see: Hottie Joe Mauer was eliminated in the first round of the Home Run Derby last night. Prince Fielder won. I wonder how much of his power is associated with the interia from swinging that belly around? I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’.
The White Sox slid into the week-long snoozefest with a loss to the Twinkerbells…this leaves us at 3 1/2 games back and those Twinkies a mere 4 games back from the Tiggers. At this point, I’m happy that we’re above .500, even if it’s just barely.
The dancing days are over in Houston and in the Cube’o'Doom. Matt Kata, with his wretched batting average has been sent down to Round Rock as the Astros claim C/UTIL Chris Coste off of waivers. I’m terribly sorry, and as much as I love-love-love Matt, batting a .182 isn’t going to take you places, regardless of those relatively clutch hits making up the .182. It’s probably bittersweet for him: his family (wife and twin baby boys) are in Round Rock, but there’s nothing like that big league play time. Not that I wish harm on anyone, but maybe someone will have an injury (at the All-Star festivities??) and they’ll call my man Matt back up so he can try to improve.
I had a great weekend, even though I was completely drenched for most of Saturday. I went to a handgun shooting class and it opened up and poured on us! The instructors were watching the weather (sorta) and kept saying that it was going to lighten up, but it never did. There is very little worse than wet jeans, but the acrid smell of the gunpowder and the full-on bulls-eye I hit with my first shot might have made it all worthwhile. Now it’s time to move past the 100-level class…perhaps the sun will shine on the 200.
Back to work, but for you and I to enjoy – my favorite All-Star:
Photo: twincities.com
Can I get a… July 7, 2009
Posted by gretchenarchangel in Hot Guy Pic, Ranting, Sports, baseball, hockey.Tags: Andy Roddick, Baseball, Detroit Red Wings, Hockey, Hot Guy Pic, military, Random, Ranting, Sports, Work
add a comment
Ah, so much has happened since I have last posted. Mostly, I’ve either been busy or lazy, so the writing thing hasn’t happened. So, now, it’s catch-up time. I’m always trying to do this in fun and somewhat interesting ways, so here’s a new one. In line with the Jay-Z and Ja Rule song “Can I get a…”, I’m going to line out some random thoughts. Hold on to your lunchbox…
Tidbits July 1, 2009
Posted by gretchenarchangel in Hot Guy Pic, Ranting, Sports, baseball.Tags: Baseball, Chicago White Sox, Hot Guy Pic, Indianapolis, Indianapolis Indians, military, Rich Harden, Sports
add a comment
I couldn’t decide if I wanted to do a whole bunch of posts since I have a few subjects to go over or if I just wanted to cram it all into one. I determined that this may keep me from rambling too much. Maybe.
I am going to “adopt” a soldier to send stuff to. I have a total soft spot for military personnel, and have been mulling this over in my head for a while. I am still a little nervous. What if “my” soldier finds my letters really freaking annoying? Will the care packages make up for it? I guess, overall, it doesn’t matter. He or she doesn’t have to write back. But, I could be lucky and get someone who appreciates my obnoxious sense of humor…here’s hoping.
Next subject: I should probably move before I go insane. The State of Indiana passed a budget yesterday. It only took 9,273 days to do it. Kidding – it only felt like that long. The worst part is that the state budget includes a component to bail out the worst government department ever - the fucking CIB. That’s the Capital Improvement Board for the City of Indianapolis, and this little group is responsible for the operation/maintenance(!)/whatever of two of the city’s four sports venues – Conseco Fieldhouse and the blasted behemoth that is Lucas Oil Stadium. Why does the CIB need a bailout you ask? It’s because they’re a group of idiots that a) don’t know shit about how much it costs to build and/or operate anything and b)like to kneel at the throne of Irsay. Truly, it is an extension of the overwhelming dislike I have for the Colts and their ownership, but it has it’s own twist. I’m now paying for it in multiple ways. It’s not enough to bump up the sales tax and food/beverage tax and tourism taxes (hotels and rental cars), no, now I have to pay for it out of my State income taxes. MOTHERFUCKERS.
Moving on before I blow a gasket somewhere: The White Sox have now won 4 in a row, defeating Cliff Lee and his Indians last night in a weather-shortened game. Yeah, bishes, 11-4 brings us above the .500 mark. That would be nice to hang onto. I do have to say that Michigan alumni Clayton Richard didn’t do half bad last night in his start. I’ll not complain about it, at least. We’re set to rumble again tonight – let’s go for the sweep!
The DH and I went to the Indianapolis Indians’ game last night and had a good time. We had great seats on the third base line (my preference), and watched a crazy one. Indians’ infielder Chris Barnwell now has a new nickname – Barney – from us for his, um, antics last night. I still think Mike Koplove has a weird approach and he earned the loss, gaining two strikes from this fan. Sorta-hottie Garrett Jones and his big bat have been called up to PGH, and Jeff Salazar got the same deal. Once again, we’re trying to groom the kiddies for an upward move…at least we’re not in last place this year.
Super Hottie Matt Kata is still surviving on the Astros’ roster, occasionally making big enough plays to stay alive in the Majors. That’s good enough for me; they keep video highlights involving his hotness coming on the Astros’ website. At last night’s Indians’ game, there was an announcement about a Fantasy Night at Victory Field…the DH says “nope, that was last year for my wife. One season too late.” He’s a good man for taking my drooling in stride.
In closing: Welcome back to the bigs, Rich!
Photo: AP via tsn.com
Sweeeet June 24, 2009
Posted by gretchenarchangel in Football, Hot Guy Pic, Michigan Football, Sports, baseball.Tags: Baseball, Chicago White Sox, Football, Hot Guy Pic, Joe Mauer, Michigan Football, Sports, The Quest
add a comment
I may have mentioned it before, and I’ll be surely saying it again, but my husband is the awesome-est. He calls me this morning from his office to see if I would be interested in trading going to one NFL game this year (furthering The Quest) for going to the Big House for a game and to see all the renovations they’ve made. It’s been a few years since we’vegone to a Michigan game, so I’m cool with it. We’ll be playing the Eastern Emus – yes, I know they’re supposedly the Eagles, but if they aren’t the Hurons anymore, they’re the freaking EMUS to me – so I’ll anticipate a fun and full game. I can almost taste the Dominos pepperoni pizza now…
We are still looking for some (relatively cheap) tickets to the Chiefs-Cowboys game in October, so if you know of any, let me know. I’ve been checking Craigslist and eBay, but tickets don’t actually come out until next month, so there’s not a LOT of activity. This is simply to go see a game at Arrowhead as part of The Quest, so I’m not too concerned about seat location. Unfortunately, the KC fans still love their team and everyone wants to see Dallas play (for whatever reason), so it’s been hard snagging those on a good deal.
In baseball stuffs, the ChiSox lost the series opener against the (thankfully) Manny-free Dodgers. The Oz-Man got ejected in the 8th for arguing pitch calls and called the ump out on his “weak” ejection:
“That’s the weakest ejection I’ve ever had,” Guillen said. “I asked where the pitch was, he didn’t like my question and he kicked me out of the game. He big-leagued me. I’m not going to say much because it might cost me one day without pay and one day without my ballclub.”
I love that guy.
Gotta get back to that thing called “work”, so here’s your Hot Guy Pic:
With a batting average of .395, Super Hottie Joe Mauer (Photo: AP via Yahoo!Sports)
