Instructional: How to March 19, 2009
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watch the basketball games and still get work done today? Well, if you’re a lucky sucker like the DH, you can work from home: chillin’ on the couch in front of the TV with the laptop – yep – on your lap. All you have to do is fend off the Pet’O'Doom (he likes to lay on your most important papers or on the laptop in your lap)…and not ignore your boss when he IMs you during free throws.
Unfortunately, I am not that lucky. I have to be at work today, so I’m looking to devise a strategy. Worse yet, we have a meeting at 2:30, which should be the end of the Butler/LSU game this afternoon. Damn! That means I can try to snag a feed for the first half+ and then force the DH to text me updates so I can keep up during the presentation. It seems to be the logical way to go about it. Now about finding that feed that isn’t blocked at work…
Since I’ve already posted my first round picks, I’ll go ahead and post my second-round winners. I will be in The Mitten all weekend, and will most likely be unable to watch the games or post here. So Monday will have to be a recap on how I did and the predictors for the end of next week.
Second Round:
Midwest
- Louisville
- Wake Forest
- WVU
- MSU (Sparty NO!!)
West
- UConn
- Washington
- Marquette
- Memphis
East
- Pitt
- FSU
- ‘Nova
- Duke
South
- UNC
- Gonzaga
- Syracuse
- Oklahoma
Hot Guy Pic!
Because he was the big star in yesterday’s WBC match-up, you get a pic of baseball hottie David Wright.
Photo: Delta.com
Off the DL and back into the game March 13, 2009
Posted by gretchenarchangel in Butler Basketball, Football, Hot Guy Pic, Sports, baseball, hockey.Tags: Baseball, Basketball, Butler Basketball, Detroit Red Wings, Football, Hockey, Hot Guy Pic, Matt Kata, Peyton Manning, Sports
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Yeesh. I was out for three days with the flu, and it wiped me right out. I won’t go into details – it’s totally freaking gross – but trust in the fact that I didn’t crawl myself off the couch much the past few days.
I tried to come up with something great for my 100th post. Yep, this is it! 100! I guess I’m still not too much like my usual self because I’m just more about chillin’ here in the Cube’o'Doom, trying to get caught up. I thought about 100 hot guys…100 hot athletes…100 fun things about me…but why burn it up? I can use those ideas for 150 or 200 or 1K posts. I’m just not feeling it today.
Not feelin’ it also describes how Spring Training seems to be going. I know, it’s just Spring Training, but you would think that these guys would either A) need to prove themselves to get on the team (MATT KATA, I’m talking to you, Hot Stuff) or B) need to prove themselves so they don’t get lost at the depths of platooning the bench. Side note of sorta-stalkerishness: Tomorrow is Super Hottie Matt Kata’s birthday. Hope it’s great, Matt! Let’s see: Joe Mauer’s hurt (more/again), Joe Crede is playing for the Twinkies, and Manny finally got a contract. Maybe we just need to get through the World Baseball Classic (yawn) and get on to the “real” season. Opening day for the Indianapolis Indians is April 9, and I plan to be there. Probably freezing my ass off.
College basketball is about to reach its frenzied peak. The Ben Televen Tournament is in town this weekend, so there’s a good festive feel about the area. The Butler Bulldogs sucked it up against a really desperate Cleveland State team on Wednesday night (I think - I was dozing on the couch between the DH’s fits during the game and those three days have all run together.). I’m ready to get my bracket together, but it’s going to be a wild tournament this year…a total scrapfest, and it’s going to be great! Maybe I’ll figure out a way to post my bracket on here. That way, we can all make fun of me when I screw it up.
It’s pretty much football doldrums, but you know I’m gonna find that story that makes a certain QB I don’t like look more like an ass than the horseface he is. Check it out here. Don’t worry – they still don’t like you because you picked Tennessee over Ole Miss anyway. Dicksmack.
Hockey is ongoing, and not too terribly. The Wings are at 44-15 and lead the conference with 97 points. Losing in an OT shootout doesn’t help the W-L, but it does give us points. In very, very sad hockey news, I’d like to have a moment of silence for the late Colleen Howe, wife of Gordie, who passed away Friday at the age of 76.
Thanks.
I’m still playing catch-up, so I’ll have to leave you with these lovely reminder of why spring is so great.
- March Madness
- The weather is getting warmer (which leads to #3)
- The firefighters are back to running on the canal. I shall have to bring in a camera.
Random Hot Guy Pic:

Photo: Time
It’s about freaking time March 3, 2009
Posted by gretchenarchangel in Butler Basketball, Football, Hot Guy Pic, Sports, baseball, hockey.Tags: Butler Basketball, Cubicle Life, Hockey, Hot Guy Pic, NFL, Sports, Tom Brady, Work
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They finally came today and rearranged the Cube’o'Doom. It’s not exactly as I need it yet, but I’ll have to jack around with the computer and such to get it all comfy-like. Seriously, I spend way more time here than I do on my own couch, so it better work for me. At least within reason. I don’t think they’d let me throw out all the desk furniture and put soft and cushy stuff in here. Everyone would be hanging out in the Cube’o'Doom then.
It was a rough weekend. I was in a lot of pain on Saturday so I went to an immediate care center. I do not know how these “doctors” get jobs. I’m not kidding. This guy had me thinking that I had lung cancer when it’s just a major muscle strain. Do not come to me and say “there’s something abnormal on your x-rays” when it’s a common affliction that EVERYONE IN THE STATE OF INDIANA HAS!! Asshole.
Sports are going along pretty well.
- Butler won the Horizon League, so we’re going to dance a little. I don’t want to get my hopes up, but these boys can play. I just hope they aren’t intimidated by the likes of the boys of the Big East or the ACC.
- Sean “Sloppy Seconds” Avery has relocated to the Rangers. I guess they need some help and they’re willing to take on his mouth for the on-ice presence.
- Hottie Tom Brady married Gisele. Well, I am pretty sure he wasn’t going to marry me, so I guess he didn’t do too badly for himself. I *am* interested in seeing those wedding photos though…
- Kurt Warner isn’t being quite the role model for good Christian men everywhere, what with his shopping himself around and looking for the biggest dollar. Yes, I know he “led” a team to the Super Bowl. Whatevs. I think he’s not nearly as talented as the sportswriters who are so enamored with him (Mike Silver) do, and, like Over-Pay’d-ton Manning, his receivers made him what he is right now. How’s he going to do with no Fitz to haul in those crazy ugly passes?
- Speaking of the Colts, I heard that they kept Jeff Saturday. Haven’t heard anything else yet.
- TJ Houshmandzadeh (Gawd, I love that name) signed with the Seahawks and Albert Haynesworth signed with the Redskins. Big deals, those two.
- In sad news, they’re still look for and losing hope for the three remaining men off the shore of Florida. The remaining men are Oakland Raiders linebacker Marquis Cooper, free-agent defensive lineman Corey Smith, and former South Florida player William Bleakley. Hope for the best and good thoughts out to those families.
Here’s something good to think about:

David Wright (Photo: NY Daily News)
A new post in which I can’t come up with a snappy title February 16, 2009
Posted by gretchenarchangel in Butler Basketball, Hot Guy Pic, Sports.Tags: Basketball, Butler Basketball, Good Bad Ugly and Funny, Hockey, Sports
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Some days it’s hard enough to come up with something coherent to write down, let alone a nifty little title that might grab your attention. Some days I can’t do either, and so I don’t post at all.
I am in a mood today, I tell ya. I’m feeling snappy and snarky. I shouldn’t – had a good weekend and got plenty of sleep last night – but I do. That being said, I have few things to discuss so the nebulous annoyance I’m chillin’ in doesn’t infiltrate EVERYTHING I do today.
Butler Basketball: Went to the game at Hinkle yesterday, and watched a heartbreaker. It was a crazy sort of day…the Dawgs got behind at the very beginning of the game and never got it back. It seemed for the most part that they couldn’t break a 9-point deficit. We’d score and get within 10, and Loyola (the Ramblers…wonder what their mascot looks like) would go and score a 3 to put us back down. The game had a pause late in the second half – a little girl went missing within Hinkle and both teams agreed to chill until she was found. The kid was 3…scary for the parents that she wandered off or whatever.
I’ve said before about these boys being so young…freshmen and sophomores, mostly, and they are going to be great as they mature and stop taking every open three they think they see. It was awful at times. it was also great at times. College basketball is nothing if it isn’t a show of heart and determination. It’s from the players all the way up to the coaches…and it’s awesome.
Indiana Ice: For kicks, the DH and I decided to go to the hockey game for Valentine’s Day. We got some really great seats, but I had forgotten that the Ice have fallen so far. When I was younger, they were considered the “farm team” for the Chicago Blackhawks, and so the guys were older, a bit more practiced, and totally appropriate for athlete crushes. Now, they’re a super low level team that might be appropriate for college scouting. Do they even have farm teams in hockey anymore? Well, I know they won’t be harvesting any of our boys for a while yet. Do I need to say that the Ice lost?
There was no structure – no defenders, centers, nothing – you either were a goalie or you weren’t. There was a glove-dropping, helmets-off, sweater-yanking fistfight in the first 5 minutes. There are some fundamentals that are seriously lacking: passing was bad, receiving the puck was ridiculous, and it seemed that the guys couldn’t pay attention to who was on their team – many a pass went to a defender beautifully. The Ice had better than 40 shots on goal and 2 scores. The Des Moines Buccaneers (they have Buccaneers in Des Moines??) had less than 30 shots on goal and 3 scores. In the first period, I think they had 2 scores for 6 shots.
Insanity, I say. Stick to the basics, stick to the basics!
Anyway, I’m going to do actual work. No really. I won’t just be scouring the internet for hot athletes. Well, not JUST.
Good: Had a great Valentine’s weekend with the DH.
Bad: Hottie Joe Mauer is restricted here at the beginning of Spring Training because of some surgery done to remove a kidney blockage. He’s fine (no shit), but needs to take it easy for a bit.
Ugly: The fans at the hockey game were all sorts of white trash. I know, I’m a judgemental bitch, but really. I saw more chick mullets than I’d seen in a long time. I don’t know WTF that mascot is supposed to be, and those folks were just mean. They cursed openly in front of kids at the players and shouted for their team to “rip his head off!” and to “punch his face in!”. Wow.
Funny: Some of Chris Cooley’s thoughts and observations about the Pro Bowl…plus that story and video of Larry Fitzgerald leaving him hanging on a celebration are great. Check it out here.
Bonus Hot Guy Pic: Butler Basketball coach Brad Stevens

The snow is snowin’ February 3, 2009
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Snowing again here in downtown Indy. I made it in before it got bad. The DH is probably still on the road because he’s stubborn and refuses to turn around and go home once he’s on his way. If I were able to work from home, I’d do it all the damned time.
I probably shouldn’t have talked about sports yesterday. It seems that I doomed at least one of the two teams I’m now concerned with: the Butler Bulldogs. Yep, their 22-game winning streak was snapped last night against Wisconsin-Green Bay. The current record winning streak (23 games) for the Horizon League is held by none other than those who stopped the roll last night. Well, shit. I haven’t read any game recaps, and it wasn’t broadcast last night, so I’ve got nothin’ for you.
What I did watch last night was the Red Wings game against St. Louis. It was good that the Wings won, but it seemed like there was no…urgency or intensity or speed or something like that with the guys. Zetterberg is seemingly out for his back, and it looks like the team misses him. Datsyuk wasn’t his stellar self last night either. The stellar ones were Chris Osgood and Marian Hossa. Ozzie held off the Blues through nearly 6 minutes of consecutive power play (see more on that below), giving up a shot at the very last – 0:20 left on the PP. Hossa is an amazingly quick shot, and his swift pick on the Blues goalie (backup – Mason, I think – was in for a sucky Legace) in the shootout was awesome.
About that power play situation: I know that people will disagree, and maybe they had a better view of it than I did from my living room, but that check into the boards from Lilja to Backes did not look like game misconduct deserving of a major penalty. It looked like a clean check that, as Backes fell forward and down, Lilja was trying to keep from falling on him – he used his elbow/forearm for support, and that’s what the announcers pointed to as the reason for the major. Yeah, whatevs.
Hot Guy Pic: Okay, so he’s not my stereotypical hot, but I missed his play last night, so this seemed appropriate:

Henrik Zetterberg
Procrastination at its finest January 30, 2009
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I do not want to do work today. I know, I just had a day off, thanks to the foot of snow in Indy! Buuuuuuuuutt…that doesn’t meant that I want to be in this carpeted Cube’o'Doom, surrounded by folks that annoy me.
Lalalalalalalala…don’t want to do anything productive….
I sort of have to do stuff. I have an 11:00 meeting with the boss to discuss my projects. No big deal – I’m rocking the proverbial casbah. Until then…I’ll use more ellipses and talk some sports.
Keeping A”Brett” of the News: First, and in a mixture of wretched amusement and gut-wrenching sadness, this news. (Thanks to CheeseheadTV.) I hope Brett doesn’t go to the ViQueens. I really do. It would be a sad, sad day to see that man in purple and gold. In fact, I just threw up a little in my mouth about it. Seriously? Would he do this to try and get back at the Pack for not wanting to deal with his crap anymore? If so, he’s a worse diva than I previously thought. I was on his side when he said he retired. I believed those tears (damn it!). I was on his side when he decided he wanted to come back – it’s what he does, that football thing – and I couldn’t deny that watching him play was still fun. When he became a giant douche bag and pulled all of his shit, eventually ending up with a shitty season with the Yets, I defected from his side. Do not misunderstand me – I own and treasure an autographed football from Brett. I was giddy as a kid when I visited Hattiesburg, MS – dangerously close to his stomping grounds. But this crap needs to stop already.
Rubbing the First Fan in the Faces of the Cubs: Big thanks to a ChiSox fan here at work. He sent me the link to this. Yeah, the money will go to charity and it’s not yet approved by the Obama camp, but what a fun idea. Sox fans (Obama) go to the White House, Cubs fans (Blagojevich) go to the big house.
Stillers, Once Known for their Steel Curtain D-Line, Now Have an “O”-Line: In more “Sportsbama” news, the new Prez is rooting for the Stillers. Sadly, he (barf, barf) says they’re right behind Da Bears in his pea-pickin’ wittle heart. Hwlech! We are not in accord on this, Mr. President. While I’d be fine with the Steelers winning, I’d rather see the Cards take it. Why not?
Hey, Is That Your Butler? The Bulldogs are currently ranked #13 in men’s college basketball. Still the underDAWGS, they get no love from the “user rankings” on Yahoo!Sports. I think that may be because all the “users” of Yahoo!Sports are too caught up in the big name schools to notice the 18-1, mostly underclassman, scrappy little team from Indianapolis. Sorry that the supposed big DAWGS (read: Georgetown) are sucking it up and folks fail to recognize this. Go Butler!!
UM, Not So Much: I support Michigan football without fail, Wolverine Hockey some less, but UM Basketball is leaving me blue. I suppose it has since the end of the Fab Five (don’t even talk to me about Webber’s disastrous timeout). I know, it’s rebuilding and it’s tough for a team that didn’t participate for a few based on some…uh…infractions. We just need a little consistency now, and perhaps that will come with time. I just happen to not be patient with this part of sports.
That was a great break. Maybe I’ll come back later to post something else. Procrastination, you know, isn’t something that just comes naturally. You have to work on it and perfect those time-wasting skills!