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Randomness July 30, 2009

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I might be convinced that life is a string of totally random events all strung together.  Yes, it’s all influenced by decisions, but, man, I apparently have been making random choices lately.  It’s all a bit long to discuss here – plus you’d get bored – so I’m going to try and sum it up in a long-overdue Good, Bad, Ugly, and Funny:

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Quickie post June 4, 2009

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Still swamped here in the Cube’o'Doom, so I’m getting in a quickie Good, Bad, Ugly & Funny:

Good:  The Wings play again tonight.  Last night the DH and I finished our third 8-week circuit at the gym.  We go Friday for the new routine.

Bad:  I can’t believe the Pirates traded away Nate McLouth.  The Wings are playing in PGH again.

Ugly:  I’m totally grossed out that the FSB is walking around the office barefoot.  Eww.

Funny:  Check out the Ladies…  theme post today.  Being the dirty-minded angel I am, my first thought was “they all have arms I’d like to run my tongue over”.  No, seriously.  Even Pat Burrell, who I do not find hot in my standard way.  I’d run my tongue all over Joe Mauer, but that’s neither her nor there.

Bonus Hot Guy Pic:

No longer to be in a ChiSox uni, Lance was traded to the Mets...

No longer to be in a ChiSox uni, Lance was traded to the Mets...

Yeah, yer mutha! May 27, 2009

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I’m feeling quite on the snarky pitch today, so I’ll keep this short.  Otherwise, it will become an epic piece on the long laments of a disgruntled human.  To spare us all, I think I’ll do a Good, Bad, Ugly, and Funny.  I just have to remember to keep the Bad and Ugly to minimalist proportions today!

Good:  I only have one more day to work this week, so I can enjoy another long weekend.  We have tickets to Saturday night’s Indians game, and I’m looking forward to dinner at Mel’s beforehand.

Bad:  I have absolutely no desire to work today.  It’s a byproduct of last week’s piss-off on this project I don’t agree with.  The Pens beat the ‘Canes.

Ugly:  I don’t even want to go to the gym today, but I can’t let myself get into that mode of putting it off for “one more day”.  I am not looking forward to another Detroit-Pittsburgh Stanley Cup because those Pens are going to want it way worse this year.  That, and they’re going to beat the shit out of Hossa.  No good, kids.

Funny:  I’m going to have to bust out the Febreze if the guy in the next cube over keeps that up.  I think he should NOT eat whatever that was EVER AGAIN!

Hot Guy Pic:

Now playing as a way hotter Captain Kirk than Shatner ever wanted to be, Chris Pine.  (Photo: examiner.com)

Now playing as a way hotter Captain Kirk than Shatner ever wanted to be, Chris Pine. (Photo: examiner.com)

I went outside and lost my will to work April 24, 2009

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It is so freaking nice outside.  I went out with my sammitch and enjoyed the beautiful weather for lunch along the Canal.  It was hard to drag myself back in here.  Only 1:45 left to go in this day…

Good: The Indians won again last night over the Columbus Clippers.  The Ladies… have some new arrivals and one hates the Manning Family.  She may be my new best friend.  I can handle her retro Packer hate for that one.  The weekend is supposed to be beautiful and I get to try out my new upside-down tomato planter.  Hottie Joe Mauer should be coming back to the Twins soon.

Bad:  I have to at least look at stuff for the Twins to find out about Joe Mauer’s status.  I have to spend the majority of Saturday inside.  I need to weed the flowerbeds already.  The ChiSox lost yesterday to the Orioles – that’s no way to end a road trip!  1:38 left to work today.

Ugly:  I really wish Nick Swisher was hitting like this for the White Sox last year.  My fucking credit card company and their “well, it just costs us more to issue credit” excuse for jacking up my rate.

Funny:  I told my uber-dramatic friend that I got a hot date to the Indians’ game on 4/30, and she thought I was stepping out on the DH.  I had to explain that I was taking another friend since the DH will be MIA for work.

Hot Guy Pic:  Did you know this one was coming?

Photo: Getty via www.minnesotatwins.com

Sigh. So delish. (Photo: Getty via www.minnesotatwins.com)

1:21 left to work.

It’ll turn around and bite’cha! April 16, 2009

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So, I might be the High Priestess of Procrastination, but I hateto put off the really important things.  Like doing my taxes.  I don’t know, but I think it’s because there’s actually a penalty ($$$) if you’re late, and I’m not paying the government one more penny than I absolutely have to.  (Un)Fortunately, I am not the accountant in the house.  The DH takes care of the money stuff, mostly because he’s totally anal-retentive and hates the way I do it.  It’s fine with me.

Of course, he waits until last night to submit our state taxes.  He’s already had it calculated, and since we owe about $100, they aren’t getting our money any earlier than necessary.  Normally, I’m okay with that.  Last night, though, it was 6.5 hours of pure hell listening/watching him wrestle with the e-file system that was bogged down from everyone else trying to submit at the last minute.  Then, because Murphy’s Law works, the DSL went down and he couldn’t get the confirmation that it actually went through.  He was pissed and I was pissed at him for the tantrum he decided to throw.  Not a good night.

However, in an ‘all’s well that ends well’ theme, he was able to get in this morning with the repaired DSL and confirm that it was sucessfully submitted last night – at 11:59pm.  Really.  He swears next year that he’ll be doing the paper forms again.

In way less gripe-y things, Spring has re-sprung here in the Circle City.  It’s a beautiful day outside, and that brings out the folks.  In my lovely walk to get lunch, several opportunities for ogling behind sunglasses presented themselves, notably two firefighters, a cop, and a man in a 3-piece suit (yum!).  Even better was the super cutie working behind the counter at Subway…I’ve scoped him out before, but I will not refuse repeat opportunities to check out hot guys.

Since I haven’t done one in a while, here’s a Good, Bad, Ugly, and Funny:

Good:  I have a short day today and tomorrow off, and I plan on enjoying them for all they’re worth.  Ogleworthy guys and sunglasses to hide behind. ;)

Bad:  Just as the weekend arrives, so does the rain.

Ugly:  I just spent 30 minutes listening to the RFAC go on and on about how her boyfriend wasn’t allowed to pick out an engagement ring for her and now the one that she wants is on layaway because she just knows that they’re going to get married and they’re going to live by her mom and they’re blah blah blah blah blah blah…

Funny:  I walked around all morning with a big, fat grin – more than one person asked what I was up to.  I love that game.  :D

Hot Guy Pic!

I was inspired by a couple of guys (from the fire station across the street) I saw running earlier…

Because heroism and turnout gear are HOT. (Photo: hooversbiz.com)

Because heroism and turnout gear are HOT. (Photo: hooversbiz.com)

A quickie: Good, Bad, Ugly and Funny April 1, 2009

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I have a lot of work to get done today, so I’m giving you a quickie (the DH is jealous):

Good:  I have Friday off.  Actually, I have the next three Fridays off.  Sometimes, I freakin’ love my job.  The pay is bad, but the perks are great.

Bad:  The doctors have found a solitary pulmonary nodule (SPN) in my right lung.  I have to use my day off (Friday) to have a chest CT done to help diagnose the SPN as malignant or benign.

Ugly:  I roll my eyes every time I see the RFAC (Really Fucking Annoying Chick) now.  I just can’t help myself.  She’s turned into a power-hungry egomaniac lately, and it just kills me that she thinks so highly of herself.  She’s got a cohort: one that may be more power-hungry, but they feed off of each other.  It’s grand.

Funny:  Over at the Ladies…, get a good look at today’s HDH.

Wherein I learn that I am nothing if not February 24, 2009

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a troublemaker.  Most of the time, I do it out of the sheer desire for entertainment.  It’s hardly ever out of spite or meanness, although I have been accused of being bitter and/or mean.  I take that to mean that I need to hang around with people who have tougher skins.

Anyway, today we had a little training class to let us know just what the Administrative department does.  Don’t get me wrong in advance – there are several in that department who kick serious ass and get stuff done.  Let’s just say they aren’t in the majority.

The gist of this trainingclass is that their jobs of makingcopies, typing letters, and putting stuff in the mail is HARD.  And we, as their “customers” have to help them out.  Yeah, I get it – if we all do our jobs the right way, things will go much smoother.  However, don’t then tell me that you don’t care to know which is the proper format for the different kinds of correspondence and you’re just going treat them all the same.  If I need to learn stuff about their jobs, they should have to learn about mine.

You should know that I can’t leave it alone, so I pipe up with the question begging to be asked: “Why isn’t it important for you to learn the basic differences in our work products?”  Guess what I got?  I’ll wait…

If you guessed the open-mouthed empty stare, you’re half right.  If you guessed the tight-lipped glare, you’re also half right, since I got a combination of the two.  Guess I can’t ask stuff like that.  I’m waiting to hear that I’m not very supportive of the other staff or some shit like that.  All because I think in a reasonable and mostly rational way.  Hmph.

Anyway, let’s do a Good, Bad, Ugly, and Funny:

Good:  The coming March Madness looks like it’s going to be a wild one.  That’s a decent change from the last few years where all the fun is had at the 32 to 16-team level, and then it’s a snoozefest from there on to the winner.

Bad:Oh, Sir Charles.  Mr. Barkley is getting the proverbial slap on the wrist after pleading guilty (not no contest, but guilty) to a DUI charge.  In a move that’s sure to make groups like MADDmad, Sir Charles is getting a whopping 5 days in jail (which I’m sure he’ll spend in a solitary cell segregated from the rest of the ruffians), up to$2000 in fines, and he’ll have to install an ignition interlock to try and prevent him from DUI-ing again.  Great role modeling…check out the article on FoxSports here.

Ugly:  Lies, lies, and more lies from the head of the MLBPA.  One more article from a big, fat liar.  The steroids “problem” isn’t fixed, sorry ’bout that.

Funny:  Emailing back and forth with the DH today, I made the following statement:

No, and you would have been mad at the geese for pushing the sucks around for some of the snacks. 

The word “sucks” should be “ducks” in this sentence.  The DH immediately responded with a hope for a Freudian slip…it may well have been, but I’m not telling him that I was ogling the guys in the MLB’s Spring Training pictures at the time of typing that. ;-)

Hot Guy Pic:

That's right - we've got a hottie pitcher: Lance Broadway (Getty photo via Chicago White Sox).

Um, hes the one on the left. (AP photo)

Um, he's the one on the left. (AP photo)

 

 

A new post in which I can’t come up with a snappy title February 16, 2009

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Some days it’s hard enough to come up with something coherent to write down, let alone a nifty little title that might grab your attention.  Some days I can’t do either, and so I don’t post at all.

I am in a mood today, I tell ya.  I’m feeling snappy and snarky.  I shouldn’t  – had a good weekend and got plenty of sleep last night – but I do.  That being said, I have few things to discuss so the nebulous annoyance I’m chillin’ in doesn’t infiltrate EVERYTHING I do today.

Butler Basketball:  Went to the game at Hinkle yesterday, and watched a heartbreaker.  It was a crazy sort of day…the Dawgs got behind at the very beginning of the game and never got it back.  It seemed for the most part that they couldn’t break a 9-point deficit.  We’d score and get within 10, and Loyola (the Ramblers…wonder what their mascot looks like) would go and score a 3 to put us back down.  The game had a pause late in the second half – a little girl went missing within Hinkle and both teams agreed to chill until she was found.  The kid was 3…scary for the parents that she wandered off or whatever.

I’ve said before about these boys being so young…freshmen and sophomores, mostly, and they are going to be great as they mature and stop taking every open three they think they see.  It was awful at times.  it was also great at times.  College basketball is nothing if it isn’t a show of heart and determination.  It’s from the players all the way up to the coaches…and it’s awesome.

Indiana Ice:  For kicks, the DH and I decided to go to the hockey game for Valentine’s Day.  We got some really great seats, but I had forgotten that the Ice have fallen so far.  When I was younger, they were considered the “farm team” for the Chicago Blackhawks, and so the guys were older, a bit more practiced, and totally appropriate for athlete crushes.  Now, they’re a super low level team that might be appropriate for college scouting.  Do they even have farm teams in hockey anymore?  Well, I know they won’t be harvesting any of our boys for a while yet.  Do I need to say that the Ice lost?

There was no structure – no defenders, centers, nothing – you either were a goalie or you weren’t.  There was a glove-dropping, helmets-off, sweater-yanking fistfight in the first 5 minutes.   There are some fundamentals that are seriously lacking:  passing was bad, receiving the puck was ridiculous, and it seemed that the guys couldn’t pay attention to who was on their team – many a pass went to a defender beautifully.  The Ice had better than 40 shots on goal and 2 scores.  The Des Moines Buccaneers (they have Buccaneers in Des Moines??) had less than 30 shots on goal and 3 scores.  In the first period, I think they had 2 scores for 6 shots.

Insanity, I say.  Stick to the basics, stick to the basics!

Anyway, I’m going to do actual work.  No really.  I won’t just be scouring the internet for hot athletes.  Well, not JUST. :)

Good:  Had a great Valentine’s weekend with the DH.

Bad:  Hottie Joe Mauer is restricted here at the beginning of Spring Training because of some surgery done to remove a kidney blockage.  He’s fine (no shit), but needs to take it easy for a bit.

Ugly:  The fans at the hockey game were all sorts of white trash.  I know, I’m a judgemental bitch, but really.  I saw more chick mullets than I’d seen in a long time.  I don’t know WTF that mascot is supposed to be, and those folks were just mean.  They cursed openly in front of kids at the players and shouted for their team to “rip his head off!” and to “punch his face in!”.  Wow.

Funny:  Some of Chris Cooley’s thoughts and observations about the Pro Bowl…plus that story and video of Larry Fitzgerald leaving him hanging on a celebration are great.  Check it out here.

Bonus Hot Guy Pic:  Butler Basketball coach Brad Stevens

Well, now what? February 2, 2009

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Football’s over, what with the Steelers eking one out over the Cardinals last night.  There are plenty of places you can go to get your fill (and then some) of the conspiracies, the “bad” calls, the whatever.  Nope, Kurt Warner wasn’t in the process of throwing the ball forward, he had his arm cocked back, waiting for one of his superhuman receivers to get open.  You gotta give credit for the coverage played by the Steelers’ secondary for that last Cardinals drive.  They sure as hell didn’t want to let Fitz run that pretty little slant into the middle of wide-open coverage for another TD.  (Side note – wasn’t it awesome to watch Fitz check out the distance between him and his pursuer(s) on the JumboTron as he ran that in?)

Here’s the gist – the Steelers won a hard-fought game.  It was a great match-up, and anyone who denies the Cardinals their due is just being an ass.  It’s pretty simple.

So, now it’s time to talk about the draft – the Senior Bowl’s over and the combine will not come soon enough for some.  I am interested to see who the Lions pick…

The DH and I had an argument over this.  I said that Tim Tebow and Sam Bradford probably decided to stay in school in order to avoid being drafted by the Lions.  I think it’s a crappy way to be – it’s freakin’ football, and they’re still going to pay you a zillion dollars.  You could be the “savior” of that group.  With a new coach and some good free agent pickups, it could be a Dolphinesque year.  The DH disagreed – who wants to go there?  No one.  He likened it to being offered a lot of money to go and work in Cleveland.  He says he wouldn’t do it – he’d never live in Ohio – but I actually doubt that.  For enough money, people will do lots of things.

Anyway, now that football’s over, it’s time for hockey and college basketball.  I’ll try and keep up on some good stuff for my few readers…and I’ll figure out a way to keep the hot athletes on the page during this season (it’s hard this time of year).  For now, let’s end it on a Good, Bad, Ugly, and Funny:

Good:  It was a good game last night.  The sun is out yet again over the skyline of Indy.  There’s a really hot guy at the gym, and I got to see him in shorts for the first time yesterday…rawr!

Bad:  Opening Day in baseball isn’t for a while and I can’t afford to hop a plane to Florida for any spring training games (although I’d LOVE TO).  It’s still effing cold.

Ugly:  In a “who gives a fuck” moment, a British tab has printed some photos of Michael Phelps taking hits off a water bong.  He’s owned up to it, and apologized.  This is similar to Matt Leinart’s beer bong/hot tub photos – who cares?  I mean, really??

Funny:  Kurt Warner trying to tackle James Harrison on the big man’s 100-yd pick6.  Nice, Kurt.  Way to (not) sacrifice the body.

Hot Guy Pic:  In honor, of course, I present Coach Hottie – I mean, Mike Tomlin:

Snow days and flex time January 29, 2009

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I love my boss.  I think she’s great.  On Tuesday afternoon, I asked for a pre-approval to use a vacation day on Wednesday, just in case we really did get the foot of snow we were anticipating.  This is why she’s great.  She’ll do that.  She’s also great because she’s flexible with our schedules.

When you’re great like that, I think you are an easy target for people to take advantage of you.  Case in point is the FSB, who does it on a regular basis.  Today, we have a department-wide meeting that was announced better than a week ago.  The FSB’s footwasher (the coworker whom she must have by the short hairs) shows up about 20 minutes late.  We were pretty much done at this point.  The FSB shows up right before the end of the meeting – a full 40 minutes late.  I don’t know if she called in, or even who she called in to, but it’s some crappy behavior to me if you can’t make it in for a meeting – all because you had a “rough morning”.

(Side note – the FSB and her footwasher still pretend they’re not in a relationship.  If you would like to have us all believe that, perhaps you shouldn’t sit so close, talk so close, come in at the same time (or really close to it), or the like.  Duh.)

I had a rough morning – I didn’t want to get out of bed, but I did.  I didn’t want to drive in the snow that still covers most surface streets, but I did.  I didn’t want to be stuck in traffic since I left late, but I did.  I don’t want to stay late to make up my time, but I will.  I don’t want to have to tell a difficult client what they’re not wanting to hear, but I’ll have to – because that’s my job, and that’s what I have to do.

<sigh>

Anyway, for a snowy Thursday, here’s some Good, Bad, Ugly, and Funny:

Good:  It actually looks like winter in Indy now.  Now there’s justification for the cold winds and dreary days.  From up high, the snow is gorgeous.

Bad:  I still have to go out in the cold and snow – like driving to work.  Drivers…lots of different kinds this morning.  My attitude.

Ugly:  I have a document to review for the FSB, and I’d better let my annoyance let up before I crack it open.

Funny:  Thanks this morning to Brian at MGoBlog for the laugh at the expense of Oh How I Hate Ohio State:

Game on, I assume. Ohio State has cancelled classes for a reason other than “it’s Wednesday again”: there’s a big damn ice storm in town.

It’s Wednesday again?  How did that happen?  lol.

Hot Guy of the Day:

Eliminated, yes, but as long as he wants to take his shirt off, Im watching tennis.

Eliminated, yes, but as long as he wants to take his shirt off, I'm watching tennis.