It just shows that I’m not missing anything March 26, 2009
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I’m not a big reality tv fan. I have enough drama and goofiness in my life to get into why other folks put themselves such situations on national television. There are a few exceptions – I heart Speeders and World’s Dumbest on TruTV, but those just like to make fun of people – and I love Maury. Trashy talk show fodder like the ubiquitous DNA test is awesome. I used to watch while unemployed to make me feel better about myself.
But, I digress. This whole tirade came about because the DH and I were finishing up at the gym, and this horrifically bad cover/remake of Motley Crue’s “Home Sweet Home” starts playing on whatever satellite radio channel they were playing. The DH just shrugs – he’s not an ’80s hair band fan. I, on the other hand, am flabbergasted. Who the hell wrecked this song?
In the age of the Internet, I don’t have to do more than a few keystrokes in Blackle (home sweet home remake) to find my answer. Carrie fucking Underwood. And, apparently, she did it as part of the American Idol hoopla when she was on there. Let me just say…I think it blows. It has no heart and certainly no soul. Truly, the original wasn’t a musical masterpiece, but PLEASE! Barf, barf, barf.
It got me thinking if there were other really bad remakes/covers that I’ve heard. I’m sure there are, I’ve maybe just intentionally blocked them from my mind. Again, we head to the Internet: While I can thankfully say I’ve never heard either Britney covering Joan Jett or Avril Levigne shredding Bob Dylan, this is a good list. Here, on Epinions, the author makes a good list, and gawd, he’s right about those songs. And, once again, I’ve never heard this version, but calling out Duran Duran for making a cover of Public Enemy’s “911 is a Joke” is the absolute right thing to do. However, Michael Slezak at Entertainment Weekly (EW.com) hit just the right one: that bubble-headed no-talent dimwit Jessica Simpson and her remake of Nancy Sinatra’s “These Boots (Are Made for Walkin’)”.
And on that (really flat) note, I gotta go do work. To erase the bad taste in your mouth from the bad covers, check out the Hot Guy Pic today:

I've never watched Lost, but I'd take him for a roll in the sand. (photo: Yahoo!)
I have decided February 18, 2009
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that Kid Rock’s “All Summer Long” was the worst song of 2008. It might be up there with the worst songs ever, really.
Don’t get me wrong, I like Kid Rock. I like a lot of his music, actually. He’s certainly not afraid to stand up for whatever it is he believes in. That’s cool with me.
However, to be able to shred not one, but two!, classic rock masterpieces – okay, maybe that’s a little over the top, but you get me – in one fell swoop, that’s just atrocious. Sweet Home Alabama? Werewolves of London? At least Warren Zevon is dead. He can’t hear the shredding his biggest hit at the hands of the self-proclaimed “Cowboy”. I’m not sure how the current members of Lynyrd Skynyrd feel about it. Hell, they let KFC use the opening riff, so why not Kid Rock? Ronnie Van Zant would’ve just laughed, I think.
Not everyone agrees with me, of course. Wikipedia’s page for the song says that both Billboard and Rolling Stone liked it. Whatevs. I don’t.
There were lots of crappy songs in 2008 – most were crappy because they are unimaginative drivel. I did a Blackle search of “worst songs of 2008″ and got a lot of sites…check it out here. I read a few, and some even agreed with me. I even saw some that I hadn’t even thought of…and I WAS glad that I hadn’t. Damn you all for getting “Womanizer” stuck in my head again! DAMN!
Anyway, we can all argue on who’s the best, but there’s a lot of agreement on the worst. Crazy how this world works.
You say I’m crazy/I got your crazy/You’re nothin’ but a womanizer
Damn, damn, damn!!
Guilty pleasures August 13, 2008
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I was speaking with some co-workers about guilty pleasure albums – you know, the ones you are at least sorta embarrassed that you own…one guy couldn’t come up with any. I say that’s lame. If you can’t have that *one* album that you sneak into the player, sing along, and dance around like a crazed person, then what good are you?
I have lots of guilty pleasures, and most of them aren’t in music. Oh yeah, it’s bad. But it’s so good at the same time…
One particular guilty pleasure I am able to indulge in on a semi-regular basis – ogling hot guys. Last night, the Indianapolis Indians shut out the Columbus Clippers 2-0. Quite nice. Even better, Super Hottie Matt Kata played third base, and I sat not too far away from that. Hello, hot stuff. While okay at the plate, he was smokin’ on defense with two diving catches and a good tag-out to prevent a stolen base. That last diving catch looked a little painful, as much adjustment (ahem) was required. Don’t worry, honey, I’m the only one enjoying watching. It did take a bit to get all the dirt out of his mitt.
Cutie Adam Boeve was out and about, all suited up, but no playing time. I don’t know what’s up with him other than he’s on the DL for some dizziness issue. He does have beautiful blue eyes.
I have yet to watch the Olympics. Well, other than the five minutes I watched the men’s gymnastics on the still rings…when they made their elbows, wrists, and shoulders turn inside-out like that, I had to turn it off. Ugh. I’m interested in the events, but I just haven’t been home to watch them. Maybe I’ll check out the schedule to see what’s on tonight. Watching the “Redeem Team” might be fun…
Good: Indians win! White Sox win!
Bad: Tiger can’t even swing for another year. Are those gymnasts really old enough?
Ugly: The BoSox-Rangers game last night.
Funny: I own all of the following: Xtina, Backstreet Boys, Poison, Winger, Too Short, 2 Live Crew, and Tom Jones.
