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It just shows that I’m not missing anything March 26, 2009

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I’m not a big reality tv fan.  I have enough drama and goofiness in my life to get into why other folks put themselves such situations on national television.  There are a few exceptions – I heart Speeders and World’s Dumbest on TruTV, but those just like to make fun of people – and I love Maury.  Trashy talk show fodder like the ubiquitous DNA test is awesome.  I used to watch while unemployed to make me feel better about myself.

But, I digress.  This whole tirade came about because the DH and I were finishing up at the gym, and this horrifically bad cover/remake of Motley Crue’s “Home Sweet Home” starts playing on whatever satellite radio channel they were playing.  The DH just shrugs – he’s not an ’80s hair band fan.  I, on the other hand, am flabbergasted.  Who the hell wrecked this song?

In the age of the Internet, I don’t have to do more than a few keystrokes in Blackle (home sweet home remake) to find my answer.  Carrie fucking Underwood.  And, apparently, she did it as part of the American Idol hoopla when she was on there.  Let me just say…I think it blows.  It has no heart and certainly no soul.  Truly, the original wasn’t a musical masterpiece, but PLEASE!  Barf, barf, barf.

It got me thinking if there were other really bad remakes/covers that I’ve heard.  I’m sure there are, I’ve maybe just intentionally blocked them from my mind.  Again, we head to the Internet:  While I can thankfully say I’ve never heard either Britney covering Joan Jett or Avril Levigne shredding Bob Dylan, this is a good list.  Here, on Epinions, the author makes a good list, and gawd, he’s right about those songs.  And, once again, I’ve never heard this version, but calling out Duran Duran for making a cover of Public Enemy’s “911 is a Joke” is the absolute right thing to do.  However, Michael Slezak at Entertainment Weekly (EW.com) hit just the right one:  that bubble-headed no-talent dimwit Jessica Simpson and her remake of Nancy Sinatra’s “These Boots (Are Made for Walkin’)”.

And on that (really flat) note, I gotta go do work.  To erase the bad taste in your mouth from the bad covers, check out the Hot Guy Pic today:

Ive never watched Lost, but Id take him for a roll in the sand. (photo: Yahoo!)

I've never watched Lost, but I'd take him for a roll in the sand. (photo: Yahoo!)

I have decided February 18, 2009

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that Kid Rock’s “All Summer Long” was the worst song of 2008.  It might be up there with the worst songs ever, really.

Don’t get me wrong, I like Kid Rock.  I like a lot of his music, actually.  He’s certainly not afraid to stand up for whatever it is he believes in.  That’s cool with me.

However, to be able to shred not one, but two!, classic rock masterpieces – okay, maybe that’s a little over the top, but you get me – in one fell swoop, that’s just atrocious.  Sweet Home AlabamaWerewolves of London?  At least Warren Zevon is dead.  He can’t hear the shredding his biggest hit at the hands of the self-proclaimed “Cowboy”.  I’m not sure how the current members of Lynyrd Skynyrd feel about it.  Hell, they let KFC use the opening riff, so why not Kid Rock?  Ronnie Van Zant would’ve just laughed, I think.

Not everyone agrees with me, of course.  Wikipedia’s page for the song says that both Billboard and Rolling Stone liked it.  Whatevs.  I don’t.

There were lots of crappy songs in 2008 – most were crappy because they are unimaginative drivel.   I did a Blackle search of “worst songs of 2008″ and got a lot of sites…check it out here.  I read a few, and some even agreed with me.  I even saw some that I hadn’t even thought of…and I WAS glad that I hadn’t.  Damn you all for getting “Womanizer” stuck in my head again!  DAMN!

Anyway, we can all argue on who’s the best, but there’s a lot of agreement on the worst.  Crazy how this world works.

You say I’m crazy/I got your crazy/You’re nothin’ but a womanizer

Damn, damn, damn!!

List Love: My favorite driving songs August 29, 2008

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So, it’s Labor Day weekend, and that means some good road trips.  Well, maybe not – gas is too freaking expensive to be driving all over all weekend, I guess.  Regardless, I’m feeling lazy this morning and don’t want to really THINK of a post to make, so I’m posting some of my favorite driving songs.

As the list below is so telling of, I prefer my driving music to be upbeat and, well, driving.  There are way more songs that are great to drive to than this, but I tried to limit the list to one song per artist/band.  I’m always interested in new tunes, so post a comment if you’ve got a great suggestion for me to add to my player for my next trip!

In no particular order:

  • Kickstart My Heart- Motley Crue:  I know.  It’s sort of ridiculous, but it’s in that awesomely bad 80s hair-band style of ridiculous that rawks to this day.  Maybe it was used promotionally as this when I (and the song) was younger, and it might be because of some specific lyrics, but I always associate this song with Labor Day weekend in Indy for the NHRA Nationals.  Good times.
  • Fuel- Metallica:  Almost blatantly obvious.  A hard-driving song about driving fast.  It’s a wonder I haven’t had a speeding ticket yet.
  • Pretty Vegas- INXS:  A driving beat, and that JD Fortune’s a pretty hot ticket.  That part has nothing to do with driving other than, sometimes, when driving through the VERY FLAT parts of VERY BORING Indiana, you gotta have something to think about other than the VERY STRAIGHT interstate that stretches out in front of you.
JD Fortune (Fortune448.com)

JD Fortune (Fortune448.com)

  • No Sleep Tonight- The Faders:  What?  You’ve never heard this song?  Well, here – I found it on a TV show’s soundtrackfor you.  TV shows have soundtracks??  Whatever, I like this song AND the message in it.
  • Welcome to the Jungle – Guns N Roses:  I had a hard time choosing between this and Paradise City.  I liked the “urban” implication of Jungle a little better – it makes me think of weaving through city traffic at high speeds.  Have I mentioned that it’s a wonder I haven’t had a speeding ticket?
  • Save a Horse – Big & Rich:  The token country-pop song on the list, Save a Horseis fun because it’s just silly.  It has a good beat, and it’s a windows-down, wink-at-all-the-bubbas-in-their-trucks song.
  • Panama- Van Halen:  VH from the David Lee Roth era was way more dirty and fun than the rock-lite version with Sammy Hagar, with no offense to Eddie or the Red Rocker.  Another song about driving (well, maybe) makes for a great driving song.
  • Rock and Roll – Led Zeppelin:  GM hit the nail on the head when they chose this song for the “rebirth” of the Cadillac line.  A little extravagance, a little flash and swagger, and driving a mean machine just mesh with this song.  It’s so…indulgent.
  • Flirtin’ With Disaster – Molly Hatchet:  “and you are too, baby.”  Driving is somewhat dangerous, what with maniacs and speed demons on the road…oh, wait…
  • Better Now – Collective Soul:  Collective Soul has an excellent set of songs that could be added to this list, but Better Nowmanages to make me feel pumped, even after a long day – sort of like driving in the sunshine.  So, combining the two was a no-brainer and an instant winner.
  • Every Little Thing Counts – Janus Stark:  Used as background music for running back speed and moves in a football movie (Varsity Blues), I think this songs translates well to driving.
  • My Favourite Game- The Cardigans:  The Cardigans got a bad rap as a pop-lite group with their hit, Lovefool.  That rap is a bit undeserved, because if you listen to the lyrics behind the happy sound, they’re dark and somewhat disturbing.  So, I bought Gran Tourismo, their next album and Gameis a kickass song.  It doesn’t hurt that the video includes driving…and beheading.
  • Desire – U2:  This one is great to sing along to while driving.  It’s a good thing that cars have cruise; I tend to accelerate with the song. 

 

What about you?  Any suggestions?  Additions?  Corrections?

Guilty pleasures August 13, 2008

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I was speaking with some co-workers about guilty pleasure albums – you know, the ones you are at least sorta embarrassed that you own…one guy couldn’t come up with any.  I say that’s lame.  If you can’t have that *one* album that you sneak into the player, sing along, and dance around like a crazed person, then what good are you?

I have lots of guilty pleasures, and most of them aren’t in music.  Oh yeah, it’s bad.  But it’s so good at the same time…

One particular guilty pleasure I am able to indulge in on a semi-regular basis – ogling hot guys.  Last night, the Indianapolis Indians shut out the Columbus Clippers 2-0.  Quite nice.  Even better, Super Hottie Matt Kata played third base, and I sat not too far away from that.  Hello, hot stuff.  While okay at the plate, he was smokin’ on defense with two diving catches and a good tag-out to prevent a stolen base.  That last diving catch looked a little painful, as much adjustment (ahem) was required.  Don’t worry, honey, I’m the only one enjoying watching.  It did take a bit to get all the dirt out of his mitt.

Cutie Adam Boeve was out and about, all suited up, but no playing time.  I don’t know what’s up with him other than he’s on the DL for some dizziness issue.  He does have beautiful blue eyes.

I have yet to watch the Olympics.  Well, other than the five minutes I watched the men’s gymnastics on the still rings…when they made their elbows, wrists, and shoulders turn inside-out like that, I had to turn it off.  Ugh.  I’m interested in the events, but I just haven’t been home to watch them.  Maybe I’ll check out the schedule to see what’s on tonight.  Watching the “Redeem Team” might be fun…

Good:  Indians win!  White Sox win!

Bad:  Tiger can’t even swing for another year.  Are those gymnasts really old enough?

Ugly:  The BoSox-Rangers game last night.

Funny:  I own all of the following:  Xtina, Backstreet Boys, Poison, Winger, Too Short, 2 Live Crew, and Tom Jones.